I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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