I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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