How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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