Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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