and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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