hell yes lets make some ravioli
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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