I'm so fucking centered right now
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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