Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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