Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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