We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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