Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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