Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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