So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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