Please, let me fuck your mom
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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