Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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