it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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