I just saw a hot homeless man
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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