My sheets look like a crime scene.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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