did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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