better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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