She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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