i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
