I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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