I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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