You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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