Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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