When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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