I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
