this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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