Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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