I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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