I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Hippo gnu deer
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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