I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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