Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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