So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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