i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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