WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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