i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm drive I can fine osifer
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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