Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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