she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
