If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
time to smoke my breakfast
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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