There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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