he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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