I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I want a musical about memes.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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