"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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