i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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