dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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