Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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