Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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