Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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