if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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