omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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