I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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