i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry