babies were throwing up all over the place
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count